Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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