I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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