My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Even my vagina gasped.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I think my moral compass just broke
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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