FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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