You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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