So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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