just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Four minutes until I can fart!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
