i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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