At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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