Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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