Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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