your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My brain says no but my pants say off.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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