it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
