Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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