im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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