I wanna passion pit in your ass
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
