He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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