Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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