Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you win again, gameday.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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I need you to use more vowels.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
