508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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