Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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