Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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