Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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