Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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