My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
someone threw a dead crab at me
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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