Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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