i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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