This girl is more easily done than said...
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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