Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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