Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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