you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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