This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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