Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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