We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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