This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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