kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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