Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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