i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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