You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
