absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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