Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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