I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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