it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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