I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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