Buhtt sex?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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