need another drink. this is the easiest way
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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