I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I need to align my fucking chakras
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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