Non-Jews are for practice
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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