Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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