How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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