At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
